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Thursday 16 August 2018

A simple solution for Brexiteers



I hate seeing people suffer angst so it pains me to see the British people trying to come to terms with the reality delivered by the referendum of a few years ago. In voting for the “Leave” option, they are now confronted by a prospect few really understood, and even less know how to implement.

Steering clear of the rhetoric and other noises, I have a very simple solution. Given that most of the “Leave” voters were older it is possible for everyone to go around saying Britain has left Europe until they have all died off.

It can be easily done. By determining where they get their “information,” a steady stream of post Brexit “facts and figures” can be fed to them while having little of no adverse effect on the younger population who had voted to “Remain.”

Of course they would have to go along with it all and mind their “P’s & Q’s” at family gatherings, and the like.

And Facebook might have to come up with the necessary algorithm to ensure that the appropriate “facts” are fed to the correct demographics. 

I am sure Cambridge Analytics could help, too. Even the Russians might want to get involved. As for Trump—well it might just be better to not mention it on Twitter.

“But people will be able to see through it,” you claim.

Remember the red bus?

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